Whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, nicknames are a part of life.

In sports, especially, creative monikers come to define the athletes and their careers. And surfing is no exception. Say what you will about surfers, but we’re a surprisingly creative bunch when it comes to nicknames (Aussies in particular, for some unknown reason). From rankings leaders on the WSL to big wave chargers, the surfing world is rife with clever alter egos. Let’s take a look at some of the sport’s best.

(Author’s note: Despite exhaustive research – on-the-ground reporting, scientific formulas, etc. – this list is completely subjective. Now that we’re clear, I welcome your hate, Internet. Bring on the obnoxiously impassioned opinions!)

17. Mick “White Lightning” Fanning
Switching from a pumping left-hand reef break like Cloudbreak to the racing right-hand point break that is J-Bay can be tricky.

Platinum blonde locks – check. Surfs faster than anyone tour – check. Mick’s nickname describes his appearance and his surfing. But is it that fun to say? Not so much.

16. Adrian “Ace” Buchan

Ace Buchan Surfs Tahiti

Photo: ASP

With precision approach and textbook style, Ace’s surfing is like a forehand serve from Federer. But despite the tennis correlation, the nickname comes from his impeccable competitive record as a grom.

15. Dean “Dingo” Morrison

Instagram: @dingomorrison

Instagram: @dingomorrison

Free-ranging, undomesticated and native to Australia. Dean Morrison and the wild packs of dogs he’s named after have a lot in common…except he spends a lot more time in the tube.

14. Sebastian “Seabass” Zietz
Sebastian Zietz At Perfect North Point And Keramas

This one’s admittedly a bit of a copout, because it’s basically just an alteration on his real first name. But it just fits so well.

13. Kolohe “Brother” Andino
Kolohe Andino, (you little rascal, you), snuck into what CJ Hobgood called "the best wave ever ridden."

It’s a common misconception that Kolohe is Hawaiian for “Brother.” It’s not. The nickname took hold because his two sisters called him it when they were young. Now the whole world does.

12. Ken “Skindog” Collins

Skindog at the 2012 Billabong Pico Alto contest. Photo: WSL

Skindog at the 2012 Billabong Pico Alto contest. Photo: WSL

Santa Cruz locals are a close second to Australians when it comes nicknames. This one’s pretty self-explanatory – Ken Collins is a skinny dude, hence “Skindog.”

11. Grant “Twiggy” Baker

Grant Baker controlled the final from start to finish at the Arnette Punta Galea Challenge in Basque Country, Spain. Photo: Steve Robertson

Grant Baker controlled the final from start to finish at the Arnette Punta Galea Challenge in Basque Country, Spain. Photo: Steve Robertson

Similar to “Skindog,” South African charger “Twiggy” is a lanky guy. That’s where the name comes from, but he doesn’t let it hold him back in sizable surf.

10. Peter “Condor” Mel

Peter Mel was crowned the 2012 Big Wave World Tour Champion.

Peter Mel was crowned the 2012 Big Wave World Tour Champion. Photo: Big Wave World Tour

At 6 foot 2 inches, Pete Mel’s larger than most. His height makes for a sizable wingspan, perfect for scratching his way into bombs out at Mavericks.

9. Jay “Bottle” Thompson

Photo: Surfline

Photo: Surfline

Nicknames with a story behind them are the best. And this one doesn’t disappoint. Basically “Bottle” comes from a time when a young Jay Thompson was stripped out of his surf trunks by a local. According to his heckler friends, his little pecker looked like a tiny Australian candy in the shape of a milk bottle. Get the full story here.

8. Craig “Owl” Chapman
Owl Chapman is a legend. After moving to Hawaii in the late '60s, he quickly became a staple in the lineup. He dominated at Sunset and Pipeline, and played a big part in how surfing shaped up.

I have never heard of Craig Chapman. Surfing legend Owl Chapman, on the other hand? Absolutely. That speaks to the perfection of this nickname. Oh, and he got it because of his poor eyesight and as a result, the thick glasses he wore on land.

7. Wayne “Rabbit” Bartholemew

Photo: Jeff Divine

Photo: Jeff Divine

Originally given to him to describe his speed on the soccer field, this nickname went on to perfectly describe Rabbit’s agile and quick surfing style.

6. Andrew “Droid” Doheny

Photo: Surfer/Ellis

Photo: Surfer/Ellis

As a young Newport Beach grommet, Andrew Doheny was dubbed “Droid” because of an uncanny penchant for assembling robots programmed to destroy blackball flags. No, I’m kidding…I have no fucking idea, but it’s rad.

5. Montgomery “Buttons” Kaluhiokalani

Buttons Kaluhiokalani. Photo: Jeff Divine

Buttons Kaluhiokalani. Photo: Jeff Divine

Again, who the hell is Montgomery Kaluhiokalani? Nicknames (and legends) never die.

4. Shawn “Barney” Barron
Barney went for it.

Typically a surfing world insult, “Barney” was worn by Shawn Barron like a badge of honor. He was goofy like a court jester on and off a surfboard. The dude did barrel rolls!

3. Kekoa “Bam” Bacalso

Photo: WSL

Photo: WSL

On The Flinstones, Bamm-Bamm Rubble destroys things with his club. Kekoa Bacalso destroys waves with his massive man hacks. ‘Nuff said.

2. Greg “Da Bull” Noll

Greg Noll drops in at Waimea Bay with his iconic jailhouse boardshorts. Photo: NollSurf.com

Greg Noll drops in at Waimea Bay with his iconic jailhouse boardshorts. Photo: NollSurf.com

In his day, Greg Noll looked more like a linebacker than a surfer. His broad shoulders and barrel-shaped chest helped him during his legendary late ‘50s, early ‘60s sessions at Waimea and Pipeline. The nickname was given to him by fellow big wave pioneer Phil Edwards for his massive frame and his way of “charging down the face of a wave.”

1. Zoltan “The Magician” Torkos
From the looks of this video, he's got them pretty dialed.

Some see the kickflip as surfing’s downfall. Other see it as a step into the future of the sport. Either way, you can’t deny Zoltan’s epic nickname. Whereas most surfing nicknames come from alterations of pre-existing names, or animal lookalikes, Zoltan’s is completely original. It evokes the golden alter egos of professional wrestling. The Undertaker… The Iceman… THE MAGICIAN.